"Femails"

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 07/19/2017 at 08:00 • Filed to: Funny

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We received a community guide for our county, inside it has some statistics for the community from 2011-2015. It also has this gem, ‘femails’. It’s spelled correctly everywhere else, except this one line. I had a good laugh when I found it.

CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:09

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Sbemails before femails.

pip bip - choose Corrour > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:12

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*facepalm*

zeontestpilot > CalzoneGolem 07/19/2017 at 08:14

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TROGDOR!!!!!! TROGDOR!!!!!

jimz > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:15

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hey, it’s the femailman!

zeontestpilot > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/19/2017 at 08:16

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Yeah, I thought this was so bad it’s good. It took until my second time looking at it to realize the error.

zeontestpilot > jimz 07/19/2017 at 08:19

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Clearly the unsung hero of our time.

Slant6 > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:19

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So if the total in civilian labor force is 66.5% and femails are 60.5% doesn’t that mean that non femails are only 6% of the working population?  

Honeybunchesofgoats > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:24

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BUT HER FEMAILS!

zeontestpilot > Slant6 07/19/2017 at 08:26

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Non-femails are the new millenials, evidently.

Actually, the statistics stated total then the female population. It didn’t say anything about the male population, which irked me. I refuse to believe the entire male population over 16 is in the civilian workforce. Just... no.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Slant6 07/19/2017 at 08:27

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66/100 people of any gender in the county work in the civilian sector.

34/100 do not

60/100 women in the county work in the civilian sector.

40/10 women do not.

Slant6 > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 08:30

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I see. I think it could be more clear though.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:31

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zeontestpilot > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 08:32

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NOT HER FEMAILS! OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

Slant6 > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:32

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That’s really what I was getting at. Looks like they had someone with no stats or SciVis (scientific visualization, making data easy to understand through visuals and other presentation techniques) experience making this. I took 3 years of SciVis in High school, so this just bugs me.

zeontestpilot > Slant6 07/19/2017 at 08:35

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I’m just going to assume all females/femails in the county are hard working people, and the men are just all lazy.

zeontestpilot > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/19/2017 at 08:36

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Well... it’s a panel of some sort, not sure what though. I think the best way to find out is to just grab it or lick it.

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:41

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Open it first, then lick.

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:43

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Oh, it’s iron mail.

zeontestpilot > shop-teacher 07/19/2017 at 08:44

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I like to be thorough, so let’s do it both ways.

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:49

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Good call. Safety third!

zeontestpilot > shop-teacher 07/19/2017 at 08:50

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So i can technically say “iron male” to refer to women? Actually, that sounds pretty cool.... sort of jealous now...

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 08:51

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Good point! There’s some accuracy to it as well.

zeontestpilot > shop-teacher 07/19/2017 at 09:03

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Safety is always third in my book.

CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot 07/19/2017 at 12:11

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Showed my son that for the first time last weekend. He cackled like a maniac the entire time.

zeontestpilot > CalzoneGolem 07/19/2017 at 12:26

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Good! Homestar is genius.